| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Im running Windows 95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isnt working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Dear Boss,I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do computer experts do at weekends?Go for a disk drive.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."... more
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