Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now!
home | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Computer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:1743
 
Joke:What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Computer Jokes:

1.   Category: Computer jokes  5 stars
If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more

2.   Category: Computer jokes  5 stars
Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, thats a hardware problem.... more

3.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a computer.My goodness, youd better come to my surgery right away!I cant, my power ca... more

4.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more

5.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft... more

6.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?A slipped disk.... more

7.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!Pupil: But then... more

8.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it coul... more

9.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more

10.   Category: Computer jokes  4 stars
Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.... more



home | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners
Colocation Provided by Volico Data Centers, provider of Broward Colocation services.