Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now!
home | random joke | submit joke | contact us




Viewing Joke:

Category:Computer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Joke:A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside. The cars occupants, shaken but unhurt, now had a problem: they were stuck halfway down a mountain in a car with no brakes. What were they to do?"I know," said the Branch Manager, "Lets have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and by a process of Continuous Improvement find a solution to the Critical Problems, and we can be on our way.""No, no," said the Hardware Engineer, "That will take far too long, and besides, that method has never worked before. I ve got my Swiss Army knife with me, and in no time at all I can strip down the cars braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we can be on our way.""Well," said the Software Engineer, "Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again."
 Add to    Digg this    Reddit

More Computer Jokes:

1.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more

2.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world... more

3.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, provided theres a programmer around to explain... more

4.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."... more

5.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
One of Microsofts finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction... more

6.   Category: Computer jokes  4 stars
A customer called to say he couldnt get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technici... more

7.   Category: Computer jokes  3 stars
After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to f... more

8.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it coul... more

9.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?Click Turpin... more

10.   Category: Computer jokes  5 stars
Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more

home | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners