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Category:Computer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldnt get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happens." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the computers mouse.
 
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