Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now!
home | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Judge jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:620
 
Joke:Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?A: All my autopsies are on dead people.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Judge Jokes:

1.   Category: Judge jokes  0 stars
Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?A: All my autopsies are on dead people.... more

2.   Category: Judge jokes  0 stars
Judge to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Judge:: "And where... more

3.   Category: Judge jokes  0 stars
Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer.Justice: A decision in your favor.... more

4.   Category: Judge jokes  0 stars
The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you plead?""Not gu... more

5.   Category: Judge jokes  0 stars
Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of... more

6.   Category: Judge jokes  0 stars
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claime... more

7.   Category: Judge jokes  0 stars
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe myex-wife any money."Glaring down at him, the judge r... more

8.   Category: Judge jokes  0 stars
The Judge asked the defendant, "Mr. Jones ,do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and... more

9.   Category: Judge jokes  0 stars
When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences.... more

10.   Category: Judge jokes  0 stars
How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him.... more



home | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners