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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?"Defendant: "Yes, its true."Judge: "Then, why dont you just pay him back?"Defendant: "Because it wouldnt be true anymore."
 
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