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Category:Dead and dying jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A monster and a zombie went into the undertakers. "Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster. "Certainly, sir," said the undertaker, "but there was really no need to bring him with you."
 
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