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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A husband and wife entered the dentists office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I dont want gas or Novocain because Im in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.""Youre a brave man," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."The husband turns to his wife and says, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."
 
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