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Category:Bicycle jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -"Geez, are you lucky." The cyclist says. -"What do you mean by lucky ?" The pedestrian angrily asks. "I got hurt really bad." -"Ah, youre lucky because I recently lost my license. I usually drive a bus."
 
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