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| Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer?Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.... more
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| Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Ive been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automa... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Where is the best place to buy computer software?Washington C.D... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?A slipped disk.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.... more
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